Have You Seen this Con??

On Sept. 11, 2005, at approximately 3:47 P.M., the above individual was seen putting stolen diapers into a U-Haul truck of indeterminable origin. Using high tech surveillance equipment, local authorities were able to zoom in on the aforementioned suspect. He was last seen wearing purple shorts and a gold chain. The chain may have been stolen as well, investigation pending. Eye witnesses are said to have heard the old-school song "Ditty" blaring from stolen stero euipment in back of the U-Haul.